allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

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shittier:

the third wheel 

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

(via chelyndanielle)

My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.

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relahvant:

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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(via epic-humor)

  • PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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