- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like
So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?
Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.
Should I Read Spoilers Or Should I Wait: A novel by me
I Should’ve Fucking Waited: A sequel
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder